Month: May 2007
Preston Nomads pitch to become “social housing” site
Ruth Kelly announced yesterday that the first of Gordon Brown’s new towns is to be built on a cricket pitch in Fulking, West Sussex.
Compacta Bin
Crushes a dozen bags of refuse and a couple of unwanted relatives into the volume of one. Imported from Canada. Call Paul Ohm on 857XXX.
Parish Council Elections: 3rd May 2007
In the Village Hall. Nine candidates standing for five places. The four unsuccessful candidates are to be evicted from the village.
Cake Competition: 7th May
Queries to Alison 857XXX. The contestant who submitted “hash brownies” for last year’s competition has been disqualified from entry to this year’s.