Table Tennis in August

August 2018 table tennis fixtures
On Fridays 17th and 31st August at 7:30pm. If the weather is fine and not too windy, then we will play on the outdoor table in Poynings. If it is wet or windy, we will play in Fulking Village Hall. Followed by a visit to the relevant pub.

All welcome. Ring me, or email me, on the day with any queries (e.g., about the weather) — Jen Green (552).

Unicorns sighted

FTTC Clappers Lane
A free pink plastic ‘My Little Unicorn’ for every new subscriber! Well, possibly not. But no less plausible than the WSCC claim that Fibre to the premises is available now to the poor unfortunates who huddle over crystal sets in the hovels, kennels and decaying apple stores that form the landscape in the northern half of Clappers Lane. Click the unicorns to find out more. [Hat tip — Andrew Iversen]