The community website of the village of Fulking, West Sussex
On Fridays 17th and 31st August at 7:30pm. If the weather is fine and not too windy, then we will play on the outdoor table in Poynings. If it is wet or windy, we will play in Fulking Village Hall. Followed by a visit to the relevant pub.
All welcome. Ring me, or email me, on the day with any queries (e.g., about the weather) — Jen Green (552).
A free pink plastic ‘My Little Unicorn’ for every new subscriber! Well, possibly not. But no less plausible than the WSCC claim that Fibre to the premises is available now to the poor unfortunates who huddle over crystal sets in the hovels, kennels and decaying apple stores that form the landscape in the northern half of Clappers Lane. Click the unicorns to find out more. [Hat tip — Andrew Iversen]
Helter skelter, Punch & Judy, donkey rides, juggling, hula-hoops, tightrope walks, stilts, inflatable castles, solar-powered boat racing, face-painting, miniature train rides, plastic-free beach, low risk of drowning, no raw sewage.
Our cycling and Civil Defence correspondent, General Sir Frederick (”Tiger”) Nidgett, writes as follows:
The summer offensive continues. Garish hordes of gore-tex Visigoths and spandex Vandals will be blocking traffic and intimidating pets and pedestrians as they drive an aesthetic assault along the Clappers Lane salient, The Street, and Edburton Road on the evening of Sunday 15th July, between 20:00 and 21:30. An MTB patrol from Fulking Home Guard will be out earlier in the day to set cycle traps, install temporary misdirection signage, and leave a crate of complimentary nitrite-enhanced rehydration packs beside the pump house.
Preston Nomads Cricket Club are looking for a scorer for the 2nd XI team on Saturdays. There is a payment of £20 plus cricket tea. Lifts can be arranged to any away matches if required. Please contact Jan Smith for more details on 07887790172 or email smithad@aol.com.