My cat “Tibbles” has been missing since last Friday and I have become increasingly concerned for her welfare. She never normally misses a meal! “Tibbles” is very inquisitive and may have got locked in a shed or a garage. Or she may be hiding under your car. If you see her, please call me on 857XXX or bring her round to my house (don’t tickle her tummy!).
Sally Jones, The Old Aviary
[Update, January 30th — I’m delighted to report that “Tibbles” is back home following a misunderstanding at Poynings School. Thanks to everyone who reported sightings, tethered squirrels, and so forth. Sally]